Culinary Living, Drinking and Eating Because life is too Short for Anything Less.
Monday, June 17, 2013
An Oldie but a Goodie
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Eye Openers
This delicious breakfast will impress, if not certainly wake up your overnight guest.
Ojo Rojo, or Huevos Avocado
Take one not quite ripe Avocado, slice in half and take out the seed. Dig out a little extra space for this or use
a small egg. I had to separate a bit of the white before placement.
Preheat your oven to 180 degrees. Place the egg in the pit you made in the Avocado.
Sprinkle a little Cayenne and a little Chipotle powder artfully around the yolk. This can be done after cooking
but I did so before to lock in the flavors. Add a sprinkle of Salt
Sprinkle shredded Manchego or Chihuahua on top.
Bake for about 20 minutes or until your egg is sufficiently solidified. A teaspoon of salsa may be added artfully as well before serving.
This can be accompanied by a nice cold Chihuahua--a shot of Tequila in a glass of Grapefruit Juice or a Tequila Screwdriver -- As shot of Tequila in a glass of Orange Juice.
Bon Appetit and here's lookin' at you, kid.
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Cooking with Absinthe

1 stick of unsalted sweet cream Butter
1 can of Escargots (snails) washed
4 cloves of Garlic, minced
Morels, truffles, or sliced Crimini Mushrooms
Pinch of Dill
Pinch of Tarragon
½ cup of Absinthe (verte)
Salt to taste
Divide butter in thirds. Soften two thirds, blend with Dill and Tarragon and set aside. On a medium heat, melt the remaining third in a skillet and saute mushrooms. Toss in Garlic and Escargots and toss around for a few minutes. Add Absinthe and simmer until it is reduced with the alcohol being cooked off.
If you want to get fancy and impress your guests, you might briefly flammbé but be sure to have a pot cover ready. When reduced, mix in your herbed, softened butter and turn off the heat. The Butter will combine with the reduced absinthe and thicken a bit. This can be garnished with fresh Italian Parsley. I like to serve this with Penne Pasta.
Of course this is best enjoyed after a few goblets of the Green Fairy and goes will with a fine Pinot Noir.
Another recipe, and a classic is Oysters Rockefeller, This is the classic absinthe recipe, invented in 1899 by Jules Alciatore, son of Antoine Alciatore, the eponymous founder of Antoine’s in New Orleans. This popular dish was reportedly named for John D. Rockefeller because it's so rich!
2 dozen oysters on the half shell, drained
4 pans rock salt
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
3/4 cup finely chopped cooked spinach
6 Tbsp. very finely chopped watercress leaves
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh scallion tops
2 Tbsp. finely chopped celery
3/4 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. white pepper
1/2 tsp. dried marjoram
1/2 tsp. dried basil
1/2 tsp. cayenne
1/2 tsp. ground anise seed
1/4 cup absinthe
Combine all ingredients (for sauce) in a stainless steel or porcelain bowl and cream with a wooden spoon. Complete mixing with a whisk or blender at medium speed. Shape sauce into oval patties about 2.5 x 2 inches and 0.5 inches thick by scooping about two Tbsp. of sauce from bowl and pressing it into your palm. Set on a platter and refrigerate while you prepare the oysters for baking.
Preheat the oven to 260 C (500F). Wash the oyster shells thoroughly and dry. Place a drained oyster on each shell and set them 6 to a pan on the rock salt. Cover each oyster with a patty of sauce and bake 14-16 minutes, until the sauce bubbles and is lightly browned on top. Allow to cool 3-6 minutes before serving.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
In Praise of Absinthe
In this orb of war, tears and grief
I pause to appreciate the moment's peace --
Drop by drop water slowly
into emerald nectar blooms
the cumulus spirit
of woe's surcease
O cloud of joy
and respite!
O heaven of
Artemis and Anise!
I raise my goblet at dusk
and praise with delight
all things of beauty and ease.
Absinthe is the absolute queen of culinary botanical liquors. It is certainly one of the finest things I've found in this life. It is as if beauty can be distilled. It is a personal obsession and I savor it regularly. I love to sip it as I cook dinner. It is an aperitif which prepares your stomach and excites your palate.
Though much maligned and misunderstood, Absinthe has a rich history. I can say from extensive personal experience that, while for some, it may enhance aesthetic awareness, it is not a drug or hallucinogen even in large quantity. if anything, properly watered, it is a gentle spirit when enjoyed in moderation.
Understanding how to prepare it is vital. Never take it neat. At 72% alcohol it will erode your throat and it certainly will not taste its best. Never light it on fire. The clip at the top of this post is a good demonstration of proper preparation though using sugar or not is a matter of taste. As Absinthe is generally sweet, many of us do not use sugar. The proper preparation of Absinthe is not rushed. It takes time. Watching it bloom in the glass from beautiful peridot green to dense cloudy opalescence as it opens up and fills the room with the scents of a summer garden is an essential part of the experience. One places a full shot, or an ounce and a half of Absinthe, in the goblet and slowly adds cold spring water. It is usually between 1 to 3 and 1 to 4 parts Absinthe to water; again to taste.
Like other botanical liquors including Gin, Chartreuse, and Benedictine it is a complex combination of plant essences, the most prominent being Anise, Fennel and Wormwood. Other basics include Hyssop, Lemon balm and Roman Wormwood, a primary ingredient in Vermouth.
Absinthes can vary greatly in range and quality and there is a lot of vile swill that permeates the market. Avoid anything with a picture of Vincent Van Gogh on the label; anything that appears florescent green and anything that advertises "high thujone" or promises visions. Never light it on fire or accept others doing so. Some of the Finest commercial brands, in my opinion, are, Vieux Pontarlier, Jade Edouard or Jade Suisse Verte, Le Ancienne, Pacifique and Walton Waters. The last two are made in the US. None of these are quite as good as some of the century old samples I've had the good fortune to try or, for that matter, some of the non-commerical, small batch varieties made by a dedicated few. The botanical requirements, demands and unfortunate regulations of the modern commercial market remain obstacles that impede the quality of commercial Absinthes today but unless you know somebody, the brands I mentioned will certainly provide satisfaction.
Aside from the pure enjoyment of savoring this heavenly nectar, Absinthe is also an important ingredient in classic cocktails like the Sazerac as well as a few I mentioned in other posts including the Horsethief.
Friday, May 24, 2013
Of Gins and Tonics

Little is as satisfying on a warm day than a good, cold Gin and Tonic.
Culinary bartenders can't help but want to make endless variations on this classic and to some extent that is great, so long as they call them by other names. Gins have a range of flavors. Some basic variations of this cocktail are to be expected by connoisseurs. These have mostly to do with garnishes that enhance particular Gin flavor profiles. A cucumber slice with a Hendrick's Gin and Tonic for instance.
Lets talk about basics. The primary ingredient that makes a great G&T is of course, the Gin. Hendricks is a top of the line marquee, balanced yet unique for its cucumber and rose petals. Nice and complex but a bit pricey for me. Bluecoat Gin out of Philadelphia markets as an American style Gin. It is well balance and complex but, to me, is too light on the Juniper and lacks an astringency I like. Voyager Gin, made in Seattle, is one of the best; rich and satisfyingly flavorful with nice citrus notes. As I've stated previously, Bombay Saffire is my regular favorite. Bombay has just the right amount of Juniper and the floral prominence of upfront Angelica, both root and seed. The Tippler is a bit of an Angelica fiend and so it is my favorite but it and Voyager are good enough to sip neat on the rocks. Of lesser Gins, Tanqueray is acceptable in a pinch but it is a one dimensional Juniper bomb. One of the things that distinguishes a great Gin is umami, that flavor property that ads sparkle and enhances other flavors. In Gin, this is attributable to certain botanicals like Angelica Seed.
Now let's talk about the other half of the equation. Let's talk about tonics. It is slightly less than criminal to take a great Gin and dump in that cheap stuff that passes for tonic on supermarket shelves, excusable only for lack of alternatives. Until recently. I tried Tomr's Tonic which comes in a concentrate you add to seltzer. It isn't bad but it has a strong herbal and cinnamon flavor that can get in the way of the Gin. My favorite is the Q Tonic which is refreshing and has the complimentary umami of quinine but doesn't get in the way. This stuff raises the bar on what a Gin and Tonic can be. Fever-Tree is nice as well. Unfortunately these are expensive at $5.00 a bottle but well worth it. New on the market is Quinetum developed by the producers of Hendrick's Gin but I've yet to come across it yet.
Last but not to be forgotten are those garnishes. Gins, having complex flavors, can go more than one way depending on a garnish. I don't always use one but a Lime slice is basic and complimentary, enhancing the thirst-quenching refreshment a G&T can provide. Olives are also good and I particularly like Spanish cracked herbed olives though I usually reserve them for Martinis.. Cucumber is nice as well, upping that umami even more.
Monday, May 20, 2013
A hot cup o'Joe

After a long night of drinking nothing beats waking up to a great cup of coffee. Coffee, like everything else in the culinary world, is something that should be savored, but it can range from hellishly bitter burnt swill to carboard tasting garbage to aromatic bliss.
In the past decade or two a whole generation has been ruined on the burnt bitumin pushed by Starbucks.

It is garbage. You can find much better brew at your local 7-11. Coffee, in the Tippler's opinion, should be deceptively mild. It should taste like coffee, rich with subtleties and flavors not destroyed by over roasting.
The best solution is to buy the finest raw Arabica beans and roast them yourself as any self-respecting food fanatic should. I am remiss in this regard but being an anachronist I do have an antique hand-powered grinder as shown above. I never buy anything beyond medium roast and usually prefer light roast. If you do not like coffee or prefer espresso, you might want dark or "Italian roast" but that is the only reason to buy it.
Also, as a lover of good coffee, I don't make pudding out of it by adding sweeteners, cream, or whipped cream. If you want frappochinos or lattes, don't waste money on decent coffee. Exceptions can be made of course for the ocaissional Irish coffee or other tipplers delight. A few drops of Absinthe are sometimes good as well.
Some of the best coffee I've had comes from foodie friends that roast their own. Aside from that, Larry's Beans authentic Nicaraguan is at the top of my list and as a sociopolitically conscientious consumer, it is also fair trade and organic. This coffee is enchanting, buttery with velvety tones of molasses and toffee. I've also had some great light roast coffees from Sumatra and Hawaii as well as Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee.
I welcome your favorite coffee reviews as I'm always hoping to explore the new pleasures of the best culinary experience.
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Getting Around Food Allergies
Red Spaghetti Sauce without tomatoes
16 oz of roasted red bell peppers -- not in vinegar
5 artichoke hearts -- the canned variety
small eggplant roasted peeled, and chopped
2 tbsp fresh lemon juice
3 cloves minced garlic
a pinch of sugar
a dash of salt
1 large onion, diced
fresh oregano and fresh basil
a pinch of red pepper.
Place roasted peppers, artichoke hearts (quartered), lemon juice, garlic, sugar and salt in a blender and puree. Saute onions, in olive oil, add herbs, a splash of dry white wine or good Vermouth is welcome. Add eggplant and puree. Bring to a boil and turn down low. Let simmer for at least 3 hours. Italian sausage may be added as well.
I will be working in more adaptations as I go along -- for instance, in the Arroz con Pollo I mention in a previous post, I substitute mild, tomato free Enchilada sauce. Getting around food allergies and living well rather than giving in to hopelessness is part of what this blog is about.
